I HATE WHEN YOU SNEEZE ON UR PERIOD AND NIAGRA FALLS COMES OUT OF UR FUCKIN VAGINA

(Source: hailldope)

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wonderfulsenses: want more love/life quotes like this?

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’
  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

(Source: crystalground)


iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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chrssy:

riding your man like

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i-am-a-sugarcube:

¡WOW!

Historical photographs held in their modern location. Wow, tragically beautiful.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

(Source: teamdowneyhiddleston)

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